It's Too Big


I actually deleted this post earlier cuz blogger pissed me off soo much. Again, the text was ginormous and I didn't have the patience to figure it out. Anyhow......I was trying to say.......

This is a cute poo story. It's about my nephew David (he's nine now but he was about five at the time). He was/is constipated. His family was waiting for him to get done in the potty so they could leave on their vacation......he was taking FOREVER!! My sister, Shaunee, David's mom, knocked on the door to see if he was okay (he locks the door....doesn't like an audience). Apparently, she could hear him moaning, grunting and whimpering. His reply to her was "Mom, you know the hole in my butt, I think its too small for the poop. That's why it won't come out!"

Now all you constipated people out there know that this is exactly the way it feels....after all that long labor you're only rewarded with a pebble, two if you're lucky! Kids just have the funniest way of putting things.