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I have nothing of interest to say...just glad that Christmas is OVER!! Seriously, when did Christmas get so boring? Is it cuz there were no little kids to make it fun?? Anyhow, just glad it's over.
Since I have nothing to say....I suggest you go and take a look at Fresh Air Lover. I took up Marcia's suggestion on Friday. She's right, she is funny!! She has the funniest ever post on "The Ball Man". Garunteed to laugh your ass off!!
After I read her post I was off to the airport with Bubba and Mary. Mary is getting ready to move to Idaho for school and I was telling her she needs to make out with as many guys as possible and not just focus on one....she's one of those long term relationship chicks. She's 20 and has been in 2 heavy duty relationships...personally, I think she needs to live it up and act like a 20 year old. Anyhow, as I was telling her this, I was reminded of a guy I dated for about 2 weeks. At one point he whipped out his weiner and asked me if I thought it was small or medium. Trying to keep my composure I said "I don't know." But, what I was really thinking was "if you have to ask, you already know the answer to that question." I didn't return phone calls after that...not cuz he had small one but because he just whipped it out randomly. Who does that? He was referred to as "Farmer John" after that. Farmer John cuz his weiner was literally the size of a sausage link...hard!!(BTW, this is about 8 or 9 years ago) After I told her this story she was pretty grossed out! Then I told her Fresh Air Lover's story....I barely could get the story out I was laughing sooo hard!!
I have nothing of interest to say...just glad that Christmas is OVER!! Seriously, when did Christmas get so boring? Is it cuz there were no little kids to make it fun?? Anyhow, just glad it's over.
Since I have nothing to say....I suggest you go and take a look at Fresh Air Lover. I took up Marcia's suggestion on Friday. She's right, she is funny!! She has the funniest ever post on "The Ball Man". Garunteed to laugh your ass off!!
After I read her post I was off to the airport with Bubba and Mary. Mary is getting ready to move to Idaho for school and I was telling her she needs to make out with as many guys as possible and not just focus on one....she's one of those long term relationship chicks. She's 20 and has been in 2 heavy duty relationships...personally, I think she needs to live it up and act like a 20 year old. Anyhow, as I was telling her this, I was reminded of a guy I dated for about 2 weeks. At one point he whipped out his weiner and asked me if I thought it was small or medium. Trying to keep my composure I said "I don't know." But, what I was really thinking was "if you have to ask, you already know the answer to that question." I didn't return phone calls after that...not cuz he had small one but because he just whipped it out randomly. Who does that? He was referred to as "Farmer John" after that. Farmer John cuz his weiner was literally the size of a sausage link...hard!!(BTW, this is about 8 or 9 years ago) After I told her this story she was pretty grossed out! Then I told her Fresh Air Lover's story....I barely could get the story out I was laughing sooo hard!!
posted @11:45 AM
4 Comments:
ACK!
I don't recall hearing this story.
You have to tell me which one this was.
Great. I just gagged.
Thanks.
ps... Fresh Air Lover is hilarious!
Ahhh. He didn't even bring up the large option, just small or medium. Poor guy. I seriously want to write a dating book for men on how to not let your penis (or balls) ruin a date for you.
Thank you ladies for your kind words. I've been reading your blogs for a while now and they are great.
Kelly, it was Wayne. I don't think you ever met him...like I said it was short lived...pardon the pun.
HAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! That is so gross, and thanks for refering to me in your blog as "one of those long term relationship chicks". I'm sure I wont have good stories like that in Idaho. And if I do you'll be the first one to hear about it!
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