The Game is On!!
Well, I did it. I finished my lame ass resume and e-mailed it to a few maybe, future employers. I DON'T WANT A JOB!! I want to continue being a loser who wakes up between 10am-11am. I don't want to do the 9-5! Okay, enough bitching. I did enough of that last week!
I also, put an ad on Craig's List to get rid of the rest of our inventory.
Woke up at 9:30am just to do the dreadmill. I lasted 35 min. and walked about 1.83 miles. Wahooie for me! Let's see how long it takes for my fat, flat ass to become a skinny, flat ass. My prediciton: NEVER!! It will always be fat and flat. I usually last 2-3 weeks when I am supposedly exercising. If I don't see results that very day, I give up! However, as you can tell from my last post.....the hollarrhea is in full force today. So, when I get on that scale tomorrow I expect to be 5lbs. lighter. The 5lbs. came out my ass and desecrated the toilet.
Also, told Bubba that I'm going to start waking up earlier so its not such a shock to my system when I finally do get a real job. So, so, very, very sad!! I think I deserve a new outfit, don't you? Oh yeah, also promised Bubba that I wouldn't call him while having hollarrhea. I know that's a promise that I can't keep. I try to distract myself while on the pot....so I call Bubba. Lucky him!
Well, I did it. I finished my lame ass resume and e-mailed it to a few maybe, future employers. I DON'T WANT A JOB!! I want to continue being a loser who wakes up between 10am-11am. I don't want to do the 9-5! Okay, enough bitching. I did enough of that last week!
I also, put an ad on Craig's List to get rid of the rest of our inventory.
Woke up at 9:30am just to do the dreadmill. I lasted 35 min. and walked about 1.83 miles. Wahooie for me! Let's see how long it takes for my fat, flat ass to become a skinny, flat ass. My prediciton: NEVER!! It will always be fat and flat. I usually last 2-3 weeks when I am supposedly exercising. If I don't see results that very day, I give up! However, as you can tell from my last post.....the hollarrhea is in full force today. So, when I get on that scale tomorrow I expect to be 5lbs. lighter. The 5lbs. came out my ass and desecrated the toilet.
Also, told Bubba that I'm going to start waking up earlier so its not such a shock to my system when I finally do get a real job. So, so, very, very sad!! I think I deserve a new outfit, don't you? Oh yeah, also promised Bubba that I wouldn't call him while having hollarrhea. I know that's a promise that I can't keep. I try to distract myself while on the pot....so I call Bubba. Lucky him!
posted @5:37 PM
6 Comments:
EWwwwwwwwww.....
But good luck with the job search! Tell them you're a world famous blogger, and they'd be lucky to have you!
Good luck in the search. I agree with Marcia, they can't turn you away if they know who you are.
My sister calls me when she's on the pot. But she only goes once a week, so she needs support when she's there.
Wait a second... you call from the john?
I don't know about you, but I don't need to talk to ANYONE THAT BADLY!
You are fucking funny!
Don't be pissed, but your care bear looks like he smells.
Yes, everyone, I love to call people from the pot! If you get a call from me while I'm pooing, you should feel privilaged...not everyone gets a call!
angelatee- I'm not mad...I don't think my care bear stinks, but people like to tell me it does. Sometimes I catch Bubba cuddling up with it....but shhh, its our secret.
angelatee- that freakin care bear is a damn germ trap. I wouldn't ever even think of getting close enough to smell it!
btw: I'm Holly's sister... That's how I know.
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