HOLY MOSES!!

I have been gone way too long! I've missed out on all the blog drama. What was I thinkin? My sister "outted" herself because people are lame asses! BTW, I'm Mormon too, but she's way better than me. And, for the record I could give a shit if you stop reading me if you care about my religious affiliation. See, Kelly's nicer than me....she said "shakes" but she really meant "shit"...I just say it for her. In all actuality you'd probably stop reading me cuz I never post anymore not cuz of my religious affiliation. Anyhow, onto bigger and brighter things. This is what I've been up to:
1) Work.....I still like it! Shocking!
2) Bubba bought me a new car....a black Explorer. I must say I look really cute in it.
3) Got new leather couch, love seat, chair and ottoman. Now it looks like I own a home and not still living in an apt.
4) Bubba added me to his gym. We're suppose to start going to the gym 4 times a week together. This is part of our new "Togetherness Plan". We honestly don't reallye enjoy the same things besides scuba diving so we're trying to find something we can do together besides watching TV and trying to "procreate". (Too much info there, I know, but tough shit!)
5) We went to a party.....it was kinda lame. But, we kinda made friends up here and that's a good thing.
6) Went to acupuncture. Its almost over.

And, that's about all I can think of. Not too exciting huh?