Update
Where the hell have I been? I feel like I haven't read anyone's blogs in years....its only been a few days though. Anyhow, my excuse is getting use to being a full time employee once again. By the time I get home I don't want to do anything except go to bed. That's not normal is it? I haven't posted in forever and I feel like I'm missing out on something. But, for the life of me, I can't sit at the computer to write anything worth typing, let alone reading. So, how do you do it after working all damn day long? I really need to get into a routine or something.
So far I like my job. Everyone seems pretty cool. Although, its only been a week and everyone is on their best behavior still. The day literally flies by and I love that! I'm on my feet all day long so by the time I get home my feet and my legs are hurtin! Since I'm on my feet all day long, can't eat everything in sight and have to pack my lunch everyday, I'm convinced I'm gonna lose those pesky pounds I put on over the holidays.
As for the pooping......I will not do it at work! Unless it is an extreme emergency. They only have one hole-rs (no stalls...just one toilet and one sink) and you can hear everything that goes on in there!! Not safe!! I went 5 days without pooping (even at home) and my gut was ginormous! I was literally full of shit! So, as you can tell, working has definately stumped my daily pooping schedule and now I'm back to being full of shit for days until sweet relief comes my way.
So far I like my job. Everyone seems pretty cool. Although, its only been a week and everyone is on their best behavior still. The day literally flies by and I love that! I'm on my feet all day long so by the time I get home my feet and my legs are hurtin! Since I'm on my feet all day long, can't eat everything in sight and have to pack my lunch everyday, I'm convinced I'm gonna lose those pesky pounds I put on over the holidays.
As for the pooping......I will not do it at work! Unless it is an extreme emergency. They only have one hole-rs (no stalls...just one toilet and one sink) and you can hear everything that goes on in there!! Not safe!! I went 5 days without pooping (even at home) and my gut was ginormous! I was literally full of shit! So, as you can tell, working has definately stumped my daily pooping schedule and now I'm back to being full of shit for days until sweet relief comes my way.
posted @11:34 AM
4 Comments:
you crack me up! I'm glad you like your new job... and you'll get used to it, and you won't be so tired, and you'll get into the habit of posting again.
Have any strange coworkers to tell us about? :):)
"They only have one hole-rs (no stalls...just one toilet and one sink) and you can hear everything that goes on in there!! Not safe!!"
I lieterlly almost peed my pants when I read that!
Glad everything seems to be going well... And don't worry about the posing, we miss you, but we understand. You'll find yourself in a new routine for pooping and posting soon enough!
Yikes! Not pooping sucks. But trust me, the pounds will MELT off. I gained an obscene ammount of wait when I switched jobs from retail bitch (standing at counter all day) to phone bitch (sitting. on. my. ass. near. candy dish.). So at least that's one thing to look forward to.
And at least the constipation gut is hidden by scrubs, right? I wish I could hide mine with em...
We've missed you! I totally feel you about the one holer. Not even close to happening! Your body will get on a new poop schedule soon.
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