Disturbing

Warning: this post is disturbing and disgusting....Kelly, and all you other weak stomach people...DON'T READ ON!

I farted while pouring myself a glass of water. Didn't think much of it at first (don't be alarmed, everyone does it), until the smell hit me.....it smelled like poopy onions. Then I was reminded of a conversation I had once with an old co-worker. He once told me that he can always remember what he ate the night before by his fart smell. I distinctly remember him standing at the counter, apparently he did a SBD, and said "Oh yeah, I had tri tip last night." I asked him what he was talking about and then he told me his little ditty on the smell of his farts. I thought he was nuts and disgusting!

So, when I took a whiff of my fart, I remembered I had way too many onions on my turkey sandwich at lunch today. And, just so you know, I was alone when I tooted....too bad for Bubba, he missed a doozie!!