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Thursday, May 25, 2006

I Had No Idea!!

Did you know that when you get really old & wrinkley, your pubes turn gray too? Not only do you have a shriveled up raisin ass & saggy tits to look forward to, you also have gray pubic hair to look forward to as well! Getting old rocks!!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, I knew this. My grandmom once told me to enjoy life before my pubs got gray. Nice grandma, huh?

9:09 AM  
Blogger Curt, Charlene, Luke, Ty, Jake and Chase said...

I did actually know this. I worked as a CNA at a nursing home when I was in high school.

I also learned that, according to 95 year-old Earl, "the older the buck, the stiffer the horn". Yes, although he often mistook me for his granddaughter, he still tried to get me to climb in bed with him!

Ahhh, the memories.

11:49 AM  
Blogger Lizzle said...

did you learn this from the old woman with Anal Herpes?

8:30 PM  
Blogger Mary said...

holy crap that is gross. too much info on this one. i never thought about that before, but thats why i have you...to tell me all the gross nasty things that everyone is too afraid or embarassed to talk about.

9:48 PM  

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