Frequent Flusher vs. The Dog Pile

Every now and then Bubba and I have a very loud discussion about proper bathroom etiquette. More specifically, how many times one should flush when one has a major turd. For example, I am the "frequent flusher". Doesn't matter if its just one turd or diarrhea (cuz you all know I am more of the diarrhea kind) I am constantly flushing. I'm paranoid that the toilet might overflow (that would just be horrible), or if I'm in a public place and nature calls its nice to flush often especially if you're having some gas problems. Right?

Bubba, on the other hand, just does his business in one big "dog pile" and flushes just once. This drives me crazy!! Because, most of the time I'm the one to use the potty after him and I'm treated to a nice big, fat skid mark or if I'm really lucky, there's a little "friend" that decided to pop back up to say hello. And, just so you know....Bubba overflows the toilet often....and not just at home mind you. How embarassing! I think it inflates his ego or something. Like the bigger the turd the bigger the man.

Normal people probably have never thought of this before, but since I'm borderline poo obsessed, its on my mind more than it should. So, which are you?....no, never mind, I don't think I really want to know. I just want you to tell me that I have better bathroom etiquette than Bubba.