Words I Never Thought I'd Say....

This past weekend, Bubba and I, went to San Francisco for my b-day. Good times were had by all. Got my necklace, went shopping, had good food etc etc. As we were coming out of Anthropologie I looked at Bubba with a distressed look on my face. He says "What? Why do you have that look on your face?"

I start to giggle (I know he's gonna regret asking after I answer) and say "My butt crack is itching really bad...its driving me crazy!"

And just as I predicted he says "Why'd I even ask?"

I reply "I don't know, you should know better by now."

Ahh, the joys of marriage! Actually, its not marriage, I shouldn't say stupid crap like that. That's just the way I am....the way I was "built". And, I secretly take pride in the fact that I can gross out the best of them. This little conversation above is very mild compared to some of the doozies that come out of my mouth. Bubba says I can make a trucker blush. I love it!!