You A Funny Guy

First you must say the above title with a chinese accent....I get a good chuckle out of it.

Anyhow, yesterday while talking to Bubba on the phone, he proceeds to take a picture of himself with his cell phone while talking to me on his work phone. Looks like he held the phone down by his knees or something, angled the phone upwards and snapped his picture. Bubba then texted me and attached the pic. Blah, blah, blah.

Fast forward 3 hours.....we are eating dinner.

Me: "Where were you when you took that picture? It looks funky."

Bubba: "I was at my desk. Why does it look weird?"

" I don't know, what was that behind you?"

"It was the window. If you were my weiner that's what you'd see."

I, naturally, just start laughing (I laugh all the time. In school I was in trouble all the time because of my laughing. Sometimes I think its a nervous tick or something). Repeating, while laughing, "if you were my weiner that's what you'd see."

So, then I got to thinking. Do all guys think like that? Do they wonder what things look like from their weiners perspective? I know I have never wondered what things look like from my coochies perspective. Guys are weird!