Dumbass Drivers

Here is what was going through my mind this morning while driving in wannabe traffic...."Move it ass munch!" Now let me explain why. I live at the top of what people around here call, "the hill". Very rarely do I hit traffic as soon as I get on the freeway. Today was one of those days where it was backed up. I figured there was some crazy accident at the bottom of the hill. 20 min. into my drive (which usually takes 5 min.) I see what the hell the problem is. As I merged onto the freeway I take notice of a few cars that have some snow on their vehicles....no big deal for this time of year. Well, the hold up was, snow flew off of some car, landed on the side of the road and everyone and their asshole had to slow down and take a look at it! As soon as I passed it, it was amazing how fast the traffic went. Thank you stupid ass, Sacramento looky-loo drivers for making my MONDAY MORNING that more enjoyable.