There's Nails In My Throat

I feel like a pile of poo and I know its just the beginning. When I swallow it feels like I drank a bucket of nails.....its owie!! I woke up with it this morning and I know its just gonna get worse. I also know that it takes 2-3 weeks to get rid of. Boo hoo! I could complain for days, just know that I'm a sneezy, snotty, sore throaty mess.