What Did She Just Say??
The following conversation was overheard (okay, I was "ear husseling") between two barbie looking 19ish year old girls. For your own visualization pleasure I'll attempt to describe them.
#1 girl was of average height, hair was bottle blonde just a tad below her shoulders, face looked pratically plastic with all the make-up. Kind of looked like a wannabe Jessica Simpson wanting to be Marilyn Monroe.
#2 girl was rather tall...probably 5'10". She was cute, not too much make-up and then I noticed her hair. She had blonde hair extensions, no big whoop, BUT you could see where the metal thingys were glued or whatever they do, to her real hair. It was bad enough that Bubba noticed and pointed it out.
So, here is what I had the pleasure of listening to: (oh, pretend like your watching the movie Clueless. That is exactly how these girls talked)
#1: "So there's this girl who I work with and she's gonna be my new project for the year."
#2: "She's that bad where its gonna take a year?"
"Well, let me describe her. Do you remember what Etnies are?"
"Yes! Don't tell me she actually wears them!"
"Yes she does!! And, she wears some no name brand jeans, a hoodie and has her hair in a pony tail EVERYDAY! AND, she NEVER wears makeup!!"
"Oh my gawd! I can't believe you'd hang out with someone like that!"
"Well, um its really sad cuz no one has ever taught her how to be a girl. I mean tomorrow I'm taking her to get a mani and a pedi cuz she has NEVER had one! How sad is that?"
At this point Bubba couldn't take it anymore and started making fun of the way they were talking. So, they got up and moved. Watching Bubba make fun of them was seriously priceless. I don't have the words to do that justice. All I kept thinking of was the movie Clueless. I was watching it unfold right before my eyes.
#1 girl was of average height, hair was bottle blonde just a tad below her shoulders, face looked pratically plastic with all the make-up. Kind of looked like a wannabe Jessica Simpson wanting to be Marilyn Monroe.
#2 girl was rather tall...probably 5'10". She was cute, not too much make-up and then I noticed her hair. She had blonde hair extensions, no big whoop, BUT you could see where the metal thingys were glued or whatever they do, to her real hair. It was bad enough that Bubba noticed and pointed it out.
So, here is what I had the pleasure of listening to: (oh, pretend like your watching the movie Clueless. That is exactly how these girls talked)
#1: "So there's this girl who I work with and she's gonna be my new project for the year."
#2: "She's that bad where its gonna take a year?"
"Well, let me describe her. Do you remember what Etnies are?"
"Yes! Don't tell me she actually wears them!"
"Yes she does!! And, she wears some no name brand jeans, a hoodie and has her hair in a pony tail EVERYDAY! AND, she NEVER wears makeup!!"
"Oh my gawd! I can't believe you'd hang out with someone like that!"
"Well, um its really sad cuz no one has ever taught her how to be a girl. I mean tomorrow I'm taking her to get a mani and a pedi cuz she has NEVER had one! How sad is that?"
At this point Bubba couldn't take it anymore and started making fun of the way they were talking. So, they got up and moved. Watching Bubba make fun of them was seriously priceless. I don't have the words to do that justice. All I kept thinking of was the movie Clueless. I was watching it unfold right before my eyes.
posted @5:15 PM
2 Comments:
I love this.
Bu, what are Etnies?
Highly comical. And the fact that Bubba made fun of them while they were within earshot, well... Let's just say that Bubba just earned all kinds of points in my book.
(Oh, and Deb, Etnies are really unfortunate looking shoes typically worn by the 90's skateboarding crowd who thought they were too good for a pair of converse high tops)
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