Proper Work Poo Etiquette

I've posted before on poo etiquette with Bubba. But, now I have no choice but to post about work poo etiquette. You all know that I have no shame when it comes to pooping at work. I go so seldomly, I have to seize the moment when I feel the urge. If I happen to be at work, a restraunt, the mall, gas station etc etc, I will go. Otherwise, who knows when it will happen again. I have to alleviate the bloating any chance I get.

Now, when I do poo in a public place I flush often. I've said before that I'm paranoid about the toilet overflowing, hence the frequent flushing. But, it also comes in handy when you're farting and you have people on both sides of your stall. Or, if you're in a one-holer, you never know if there's a line outside the door. Chances are they can hear the farting too.

At my work, we have the one-holer. There is spray in there. The reason for this post is because of the spray. Nothing is worse than perfumed poo. It still smells like poo, but now you tried to cover it up with pot pourri stuff. Don't get me wrong, I use the spray, but very little. Cuz that's all it takes...a LITTLE. There's one lady in our office who uses tons!!! And then, to top it off, when she comes out of the bathroom leaves the door wide open. Now the perfumed poo odor is wafting throughout the whole damn office and right smack into my office space!! Yack! I don't need to know what crawled up your ass and died on the way out.