A Little Stoned & A Little Letter
Last night after school, I hurt my neck. I turned to look at my Bubba & snap.....ouch! He's been a pain in my neck ever since. Went to the dr. today and now I have a cervical collar. Oh, and I'm stoned. They gave me a shot in my butt and gave me an Rx for a pain killer and muscle relaxant. Just the shot and half of the pain killer and I'm slurring my words. Gotta love it. I did get out of doing my history presentation tomorrow though. I got a note from the dr. to miss class....cuz I'm gonna be drugged. That's the only good thing.....getting out of a presentation for just a few more days:)
Now for my letter to our lame ass adoption caseworker. Actually, I really like him but right now I really don't! Here is what I'd really like to say, but can't. If I did they may deem me as an unfit parent. Caution: read at your own risk.....I have a tendency to be a potty mouth when I'm ticked.
Dear W.,
You suck! Why don't you ever call me back? All I wanna know is, what is the deal with my paperwork? Has the stupid approval committee approved us to be suitable parents yet or not? It's not that hard of a question to answer. Well, since you're dumb ass won't give me the common courtesy of a returned phone call, I called your secretary and she ratted you out!! You see, when you were in my home in Dec. you told us you would start your report on us THE NEXT DAY. Well, good ole M. let me know that you just started it LAST WEEK!! You asshole! You've had our paperwork for 2 1/2 months and you're just now getting around to doing YOUR JOB!! Are you kidding me? Do you not realize that you are dealing with the rest of MY LIFE!!! You see, when you want to start a family you wanted it like yesterday. Now I have to deal with your timeline...........I don't like you today. I would love to call your supervisor and tell on you, but that won't do me any good. Cuz you're the only adoption caseworker there and it's not like they're gonna give us a new caseworker. I also know that you only place maybe 2 babies a month with an adoptive couple, so I know you're not too busy. I get it that you may be working with a lot of other adoptive couples as well, but all you gotta do is pick up the phone or have your secretary pick up the phone and let me know, that yes you did receive my messages but you have a lot of other people who just turned in their paperwork as well so its taking you longer than usual to get to our report. You see, when I am ignored, it just really chaps my hide. I've been ignored or overlooked the majority of my life and I am OVER IT!! I am no longer the patient, nice perosn I use to be. I'm not quite sure what I'm gonna do if I have to wait much longer.
Bite my ass,
Holly
Now for my letter to our lame ass adoption caseworker. Actually, I really like him but right now I really don't! Here is what I'd really like to say, but can't. If I did they may deem me as an unfit parent. Caution: read at your own risk.....I have a tendency to be a potty mouth when I'm ticked.
Dear W.,
You suck! Why don't you ever call me back? All I wanna know is, what is the deal with my paperwork? Has the stupid approval committee approved us to be suitable parents yet or not? It's not that hard of a question to answer. Well, since you're dumb ass won't give me the common courtesy of a returned phone call, I called your secretary and she ratted you out!! You see, when you were in my home in Dec. you told us you would start your report on us THE NEXT DAY. Well, good ole M. let me know that you just started it LAST WEEK!! You asshole! You've had our paperwork for 2 1/2 months and you're just now getting around to doing YOUR JOB!! Are you kidding me? Do you not realize that you are dealing with the rest of MY LIFE!!! You see, when you want to start a family you wanted it like yesterday. Now I have to deal with your timeline...........I don't like you today. I would love to call your supervisor and tell on you, but that won't do me any good. Cuz you're the only adoption caseworker there and it's not like they're gonna give us a new caseworker. I also know that you only place maybe 2 babies a month with an adoptive couple, so I know you're not too busy. I get it that you may be working with a lot of other adoptive couples as well, but all you gotta do is pick up the phone or have your secretary pick up the phone and let me know, that yes you did receive my messages but you have a lot of other people who just turned in their paperwork as well so its taking you longer than usual to get to our report. You see, when I am ignored, it just really chaps my hide. I've been ignored or overlooked the majority of my life and I am OVER IT!! I am no longer the patient, nice perosn I use to be. I'm not quite sure what I'm gonna do if I have to wait much longer.
Bite my ass,
Holly
posted @8:43 PM
6 Comments:
I'm going to say the same thing to you that I said to Brenda... The only way that could've been any better is if in closing you'd used a classic line from "40 year old virgin"
That line would be...
"You're the bitch, BITCH!"
But the fact that you used the phrase "chaps my hide" and signed off with "Bite my ass" really does compensate.
Who says 'chaps my hide'? Honestly. I was looking for a "F&#* off ass face" and instead you say chaps my hide. You're losing your bitchy touch.
Anyway, I think you shouldn't just write this 'fake blog letter' that he will never read. You should call his supervisor or something. Anything to get ACTION out of this jackass.
Why can't you request to have someone else handle your file?
Oh, and I can't believe you got a shot in your ass. I would have freaked out. But hey, at least you are jacked up on meds...thats always good!
Shane must have picked up the potty mouth from you or you from him, i'm not sure! I know sometimes some cursin does a person good :> We agree that your case worker is a jack ass, let him have it!! Let's get things movin!
hey it's your cousin here--you are freakin hilarious! I found your blog through Shaunee's and you crack me up!! good luck with the old neck problem. I always like to keep a stash of pain killers around here for the times when I feel I need to take a step out.
Want me to come key the jack asses car?
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