The Power of The Ta Ta's

So, you can tell by the title of this post that if you're easily offended...this may not be the post for you. You see, I've noticed that I have been "editing" myself lately because I have a lot more friends and family in my real life that actually read my blog now. Because of this, I have toned it down a bit compared to when I first started blogging. I don't like that I do that. This is me. Like it or leave it. Or should I say love it or leave it. I don't want to hear about it if I have offended you in anyway, cuz quite frankly I don't give a damn. This is my blog and I will say what I want to say with no filter. So, with that, if you think I've been crude with earlier posts (about the last 6 mos. or so) this is not the post you should read. Consider yourself warned. Again, I don't want to hear about it if you think I'm a horrible person because you decided to go on reading when I have clearly warned you.

Now with that out of the way, the story will be very anti-climatic. Sorry.

On Monday I went to return all of the books I have checked out at the library at my school. Six of my nine books were well over 30 days late. This really shouldn't shock anyone....I'm (what Brad would call) a slapdick. Don't ask me what this means..I don't know. But, in this case I think it would mean lazy. The total late fees were a little over $100!! Horror of horrors...Brad was gonna kill me! The boy who I handed my books over to, told me the total and I thought he was gonna cry for me. I literally watched his eyes go to my ample size rack, then said "let me see what I can do." I just stared, stunned. This hasn't happened to me in ages. Probably since I was engaged. It seemed that since Bubba placed that ring on my finger, it was like kriptonite to the boys. Anyhow, he click, clicked away on the computer and then said "your total is $28. But, please keep it between us." He says this while staring unabashedly at my tits. Shocked, I say "Wow, really? Thanks." And, hand him my money. I must say that normally I would never accept this type of behavior; I have been known to get up into many a male face and made them feel like the asses that they are. But, I was desparate. Bubba seriously would have been not so happy with me. I also will admit that I secretly liked it. It had been a long time since any male other than my Bubba that has paid any attention to me...even if it was just for my rack. If it wasn't for my boobs I never would have gotten $80+ taken off my library bill. He certainly wasn't impressed with my age spot infested face. After I walked out of the library I called Bubba. He laughed and said "good job." And yes, I told him that it was because of my boobs that I didn't have to pay over $100 smackers. He doesn't care about that stuff...he's not the jealous type. He also knows I can hold my own when it comes to googling lads.

Now, on a more serious note. I am sooo very happy that April is done and over with. School and work almost killed me. Okay, not really, but I was one stressed out bitch. So stressed my neck flared up again for 2 weeks. It was horrible! I could barely turn my head. I permanently had one of those therma care patches on my neck/shoulder. Anyhow, I'm glad the month is done. Five papers and three midterms later, I can now relax. Three more weeks and the semester is over...wahoo. Summer term starts beginning of June and I'll be taking Chemistry. Not happy about that at all. I just need to get it over with.