My Funny Little Friend
I live about 2 seconds now from one of my best friends, Tracy. I love it. She has two little girls and one on the way. Her youngest daughter is 4 and she cracks me up!! I call her Boss Lady...simply cuz she bosses me around. When I first moved back she was a little shy...not so much anymore. I've decided that I'm gonna write down a few of our conversations so I can remember them in the future (I'm convinced I have early onset dementia...I'm forgetting everything. My short term memory is completely shot!). So, introducing my Boss Lady....
Boss Lady, her mom and sister were leaving my house and Grady and I were walking them to the car. She's walking ahead of me and says "Your house is still messy even though I helped you clean Grady's room."
Me: Laughing. "I know, but we are still moving in."
Boss Lady gives me the "you're full of crap" stare. Her Mom says "that's really rude!"
Boss Lady: "Well, Mom it is! You didn't see her bedroom!"
On another occasion I stayed in the car with Boss Lady and Grady (he was sleeping) while Tracy ran into a store real quick. I'm talking to Boss Lady and she says to me "you might want to be quiet. Grady's sleeping and you'll wake him up." I laugh and ask her if I talk too much. She gave the "umm....YES!" look. I, of course, continue to talk to her. I ask "So when your Mommy and Daddy are at the hospital when precious is born what are you and big sister going to do?"
Boss Lady: "I don't know."
Me: "Do you think you'll go to Grandma's house?"
"Yes, we'll probably go to my Grandma that lives in the area, not the one that lives up there." She points up.
"You mean Utah?"
"Yeah. Utah. Not to that Grandma's, the one that lives in the area."
"Well, you guys can come to my house if you want."
"I have other friends I can go to."
She told me!! Sounds like she'll be very disappointed if she ends up at my house. Boss Lady acutally does like me. She asks her Mom every day if she can come to my house....to see Grady, but nonetheless I'm there and she has to deal with me. Whenever her Mom and I hang out she gives me a hug hello and goodbye. She doesn't hug if she doesn't like you....trust me!! Hangin out with Boss Lady makes me miss my NeeNee. Who woulda guessed that these little ones would be so entertaining!!
Boss Lady, her mom and sister were leaving my house and Grady and I were walking them to the car. She's walking ahead of me and says "Your house is still messy even though I helped you clean Grady's room."
Me: Laughing. "I know, but we are still moving in."
Boss Lady gives me the "you're full of crap" stare. Her Mom says "that's really rude!"
Boss Lady: "Well, Mom it is! You didn't see her bedroom!"
On another occasion I stayed in the car with Boss Lady and Grady (he was sleeping) while Tracy ran into a store real quick. I'm talking to Boss Lady and she says to me "you might want to be quiet. Grady's sleeping and you'll wake him up." I laugh and ask her if I talk too much. She gave the "umm....YES!" look. I, of course, continue to talk to her. I ask "So when your Mommy and Daddy are at the hospital when precious is born what are you and big sister going to do?"
Boss Lady: "I don't know."
Me: "Do you think you'll go to Grandma's house?"
"Yes, we'll probably go to my Grandma that lives in the area, not the one that lives up there." She points up.
"You mean Utah?"
"Yeah. Utah. Not to that Grandma's, the one that lives in the area."
"Well, you guys can come to my house if you want."
"I have other friends I can go to."
She told me!! Sounds like she'll be very disappointed if she ends up at my house. Boss Lady acutally does like me. She asks her Mom every day if she can come to my house....to see Grady, but nonetheless I'm there and she has to deal with me. Whenever her Mom and I hang out she gives me a hug hello and goodbye. She doesn't hug if she doesn't like you....trust me!! Hangin out with Boss Lady makes me miss my NeeNee. Who woulda guessed that these little ones would be so entertaining!!
posted @10:41 PM
4 Comments:
That is so cute. I can't believe a four year old would have that much attitude. They are so much fun!!
This post totally cracks me up. Leave it to a kid to just say it like it is.
This is exactly why I love kids! They just crack me up!
JoLynn
Our niece is 4 and she is Little Miss Bossy. I don't think she has a higher pleasure in life than pointing out adults' mistakes!
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