Way Too Serious
My blog has been way too serious for way too long. When I started this blog about 3 years ago it was a mix of serious (not too often) but mostly things that I think are funny. I have no new funny stories to divulge... sad but true. However.... (this is the time that you need to no longer read my post because I am going to get crude. I will more than likely cross the line and you won't think I'm funny....but I think I'm funny and that's all that matters) ......
However, a few weeks ago I got my bikini line waxed. Yes, you read that right......I get waxed. Always have. Too much info? Too bad. You chose to continue to read. Its gonna get worse...so go away if you're disgusted. Anyhow.... now that we have moved I had to find a new esthetician...a good one is hard to find.. just so ya know. Anyhow, as she's waxing away I choose to make conversation to try to take my mind off of what is going on...and the momentary pain. We were discussing age spots. She was telling me remedies she has tried to no avail. Towards the end of the conversation she asked me my age, I tell her. She then acts shocked and says I look more like 27. Love her. Then she asks if I have children. I say yes a 7 month old baby boy. She then asks me if I'm still breast feeding and points to my boobs. Funny. I immediately think is she asking me that because my boobs look like breast feeding boobs? What an odd question to ask someone. I don't know why I find that funny, but I do. On my way out to my car I start laughing to myself remembering this post I wrote a few years ago. If I were to tell you that I got a little more than I bargained for on this bikini wax you'll understand why I was thinking of that ancient post.
However, a few weeks ago I got my bikini line waxed. Yes, you read that right......I get waxed. Always have. Too much info? Too bad. You chose to continue to read. Its gonna get worse...so go away if you're disgusted. Anyhow.... now that we have moved I had to find a new esthetician...a good one is hard to find.. just so ya know. Anyhow, as she's waxing away I choose to make conversation to try to take my mind off of what is going on...and the momentary pain. We were discussing age spots. She was telling me remedies she has tried to no avail. Towards the end of the conversation she asked me my age, I tell her. She then acts shocked and says I look more like 27. Love her. Then she asks if I have children. I say yes a 7 month old baby boy. She then asks me if I'm still breast feeding and points to my boobs. Funny. I immediately think is she asking me that because my boobs look like breast feeding boobs? What an odd question to ask someone. I don't know why I find that funny, but I do. On my way out to my car I start laughing to myself remembering this post I wrote a few years ago. If I were to tell you that I got a little more than I bargained for on this bikini wax you'll understand why I was thinking of that ancient post.
posted @12:31 AM
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She asked you that because you have huge boobs...ones that are natural, too. Pretty much unheard of unless you're breastfeeding. She may have been trying to pay you a compliment in a weird way. As long as the wax wasn't too painful, I'd keep her just because of the age thing! I laughed just thinking of that old post.... more than you bargained for:) hahahahaha
No funny stories? Me thinks you are mistaken. Waxing and breast feeding boobs are all funny when put in Holly-ese terms like "the whole shiny taco" and "banana peels."
I think you should blog more. (No pressure)I know you've got the beach, your Coke to attend to, and rockin' mommy clubs, but I don't. And I could use the laughs. :)
You certainly got a smile out of me.
That made me laugh and laugh! Keep on blogging!!!
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