Plastic Surgeons

Today, I'm grateful for plastic surgeons. Someday he/she WILL put my bubbies back where they belong. I'm pretty sure they don't belong anywhere near my navel. Unfortunately, that's where they reside when I am bra-less. Sooo not cute. A month or so ago I went to a day spa with some of my oldest besties. I couldn't help but notice their bubbies were where they are suppose to be...mine, again,...not so much. This is the only picture I will post of that very nice, relaxing day because the others show way too much of my saggy ta-tas to post it on the world wide web for all to see. When Kayley emailed me the pictures I was seriously astonished at how saggy they looked. It was almost like the mirrors lied to me. To see it in a picture was literally an eye opening experience. Any "bulk" I may have had literally slid down to the bottom of my boob. So, now they look like half empty bean bags with all the beans hanging at the bottom of the bag. Does that make sense? Do you have a visual now? See, not cute. Must be fixed. Someday I will have "nice ones" again. Someday.